The Dolphin Book: Chapter 4

Ok Friends. So I decided to take some pictures of the actual Dolphin Book for you viewing pleasure. They are below. Then you can read the next riveting installment of the Dolphin Book, Chapter 4. 

So this is the front of the book, then inside cover. 

   

Some of the handwritten story...

Then the back inside cover. PLEASE NOTE: the pictures are pictures I took of pictures of Bruce Willis that hung on ceiling. Did you get that? Reread that shit if need be. Because it's insane. 

Then this is the back cover

Some random pictures of things I was obsessed with at the time. 

A glimpse into a pubescent, man and sex crazed Justine world. You. Are. Welcome. 

Chapter 4

The light that  shined through the curtain crack shined on the two lovers that were laying in the bed. The room was a mess. All (yes, it was underlined in the handwritten version) of their clothes were laying on the ground and the comforter had been thrown off the bed. The two were laying in the bed asleep with all the sheets wrapped around them.

The light woke up Justine. When she opened her eyes, all she saw was Bruce laying next to her.

She kissed and woke him up. “Good morning,” Justine said.

“Good morning” Bruce said, kissing her back.

Justine couldn’t get over the fact that she was laying in bed, with the hottest man on earth  naked (insert teenage squee here. Also, see image below of the handwritten version of this sentence. Bask in it’s amazing glory.)

“I’m going to go get some breakfast. I’ll bring you some.” Justine said standing and putting on some clothes.

“Ok!” said Bruce, lovingly.

“Wait! Wait” Bruce said in a hurry.

“What?” Justine said without moving.

“Come here!”

“Ok, ok!” she said as she walked over. He sat up and pulled her down to his height on the bed. “What?” Justine said. He pulled her back down onto the bed and started to kiss her.

“Don’t go! Stay here with me. Screw breakfast.” Bruce said as he paused between kisses. Then is started kissing her again. (I’m not sure what’s up with all the underlining here.)

“No! I have to go down stairs before breakfast closes!” she said, laughing as he kissed her. Then she managed to escape from his passionate kisses. “I’ll be right back.” She started to walk towards the door.

“Wait! Wait! This time I’ll come to you! I have to tell you something!” he said, an he wrapped the sheets around himself and ran over to her. “I better whisper it to you.”  He headed towards her ear but made a sudden turn and started to kiss her. He paused and whispered, “I love you.” (WHOA. Escalation.)

Justine gazed into his eyes and said, “I love you too.” She kissed him. “But I have to go get breakfast before it closes. “I’ll be right back.” She closed the door behind her.

Justine felt shocks of excitement jolting through her body as she walked down the hallway. When she got downstairs, she saw breakfast had closed.

“Breakfast bar-No! It’s closed!!” (I love that as a child, food was obviously still such an extremely high priority. Naked Bruce Willis? Fuck that, give me waffles.) She turned to walk back to the elevator when the person at the front desk called out to her.

“Excuse me? Are you Justine McNeilly?” said the man behind the desk, in his annoying voice.

“Yes.” She said, walking over.

“I need to talk to you.” Said the man.

As they talked, Bruce was upstairs thinking about how lucky he was. He finally found someone that loved him, and he loved back. He had a big smile on his face.

Finally the front desk guy had finished talking to Justine, so she started walking back upstairs. Justine tried to open the door to her room, but Bruce had locked if with the chain.

“Bruce?” Justine called out. He came to the door and all she saw was half of his face.

“Yes?” he asked.

“Can I come in?” Justine ask patiently.

“Yes. But on one condition.” He said.

“Ok. What?”

“You have to be blindfolded.” He said laughing.

“Why??” Justine asked.

“It’s a surprise!” he said, still laughing.

“Ok, fine.” (I can imagine a hangry Justine wanting to CUT A BITCH.)

He came out with a black silk scarf. He wrapped it around her eyes. As he guided her in, he kissed her on the neck. He inched up and kissed her on the lips. He continued to kiss her. She smiled and he came up from behind her and she bent back her arms and put her hands on the back of his head and he continued to guide her and kiss her neck as they walked in. (Wtf was that sentence??) He shut the door.

“Ok! Stop!” he said, and she put down her arms and he came around to her front. He kissed her and put his arms around her. He went back and untied the blindfold. As it dropped to the ground, her eyes widened. Bruce has called room service an gotten flowers. She turned around to him and smiled and jumped into his arms. She kissed him and kissed him. (Glucose is a hell of a drug.)

“Oh Bruce! You are so sweet! Thank you!” He hugged tight and held onto her.

“How did you get all this up here?” she asked him.

“I asked the guy at the front desk to stall you while I called room service. I knew the breakfast place was already closed.” He answered with a smile.

“You are so sweet! I love you! I love you!” As she said this she kissed him. He picked her up and spun her around.

“Hungry?” he asked

“Hungry for you!” she said, and kissed him. “But I could go for some of that food over there.” She said, smiling. He put her down , and they ate.

Did you involuntarily gag when he spun her around? Because I did.